Mrs. MOM!!!

Okay so I have heard the song, " Mr. Mom" by Lonestar

Lonestar - Mr. Mom Lyrics

Lost my job, came home mad
Got a hug and kiss and that's too bad
She said I can go to work until you find another job
I thought I like the sound of that
Watch TV and take long naps
Go from a hand working dad to being Mr. Mom

Well Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer
Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the fifteenth time
Breakfast, six naps at nine
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday
Mr. Mom

Football, soccer and ballet
Squeeze in Scouts and PTA
And there's that shopping list she left
That's seven pages long
How much smoke can one stove make
The kids won't eat my charcoal cake
It's more than any maid can take
Being Mr. Mom

Well Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer
Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the sixteenth time
Breakfast, six naps at nine
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday
Mr. Mom

Before I fall in bed tonight
If the dog didn't eat the classifieds
I'm gonna look just one more time
'Cause Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer
Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the eighteenth time
Breakfast, six naps at nine
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long
Oh been crazy all day long and it's only
MondayMr. Mom

Balancin' checkbooks, juggling bills
Thought there was nothing to it
Baby, now I know how you feel
What I don't know is how you do it

Okay so I've never actually had a diaper in the dryer, but somehow I found one in the washing machine last night when I went to change the loads!! It was GROSS!! When the diapers get all wet and then some the "gel -like" stuff in the center kind of ruptures and explodes and then I have gel mess all over the inside of the washing machine. So my question is: Diapers ________ in an Amana washer. What can I possibly phrase that as?? I don't know how the heck the diaper made it into the washing machine I sorted out the load ahead of time and left for a little bit, maybe one of the boys laid a diaper on the pile and it got mixed into the clothes. Now I'll have to be even more careful as I load the washing machine in the future. I've been busy making some strawberry-peach jam and will make some more tonight!! I love being all "skilled" or at least "Pretend" that I can do these kind of "homemaking" skills. I've also been working on the girls bedroom today -- I almost have it all cleaned and then I can vaccuum the floor as well as finish washing the few loads of laundry I gathered from their floor and under the beds. When will they ever learn?? I even have a hamper for them to use, and somehow they don't SEE it. Someday!!! Someday!!!